My crazy dog bit my air bed and punctured it. I have been trying to fix it for four days without success. Please pray to St Joe that this repair works as I am tired out sleeping on the floor. I am thinking of getting the dog stuffed
Will pray for you! I too pray to St Joseph alot LOL! Also I have a water bed that gets puntured and needs repairs alot too with my big dogs so I too have to sleep on the couch a few times a year. My bedroom is a loft with a narrow spiral staircase so I have no clue how I could even get a regular mattress up there!
LOL! Yeah, I always say to my liberal friends that if I were not Catholic I'd petition Obama to allow me to marry my dogs, that way they'd get on my health insurance! (trying to show them how ridiculous these new same sex unions are!)
you people make me smile. My whole day today is figuring out what whole book I am going to amuse myself with for the next 24 hrs. while I drink my 4 liters of liquid goo to clean me out when I go for my first colonoscopy tomorrow! I go to Adoration from 4- to 5 and then I am sequestered to my room/bathroom in the tower. My kids are giggling and my daughter made sure to tell me they were making homemade pizza tonight for dinner---such cruel children!! Ever heard of 'duck tape' Padraig? Its a man's man tape. I don't know if they have it in the rest of the world, but my husband uses it for everything. I tease him that he uses it to even hold our marriage together!
I went for an Endoscopy one time years ago and was not supposed to eat or drink for 24 hours before the procedure. But of course , being Irish I went for a few drinks with my brothers the night before and a few drinks turned into more than a few drinks the very night before. The Doctors and nurses were killing them selves laughing at the amount of stale beer swilling about my insides. Which they saw for themselves when the camera went down. In a funny kind of way the beer might have helped as you are supposed to be relaxed and I was like a corpse in the hospital. Please let us know how you got on, Marti. You were in my thoughts and prayers through the day. A big worry for you , I am sure.
PS the duck tape didn't do it. I found more holes. I will buy a plain good old bed at the weekend and the dog can bite it till she is blue in the face.
Sounds like a good idea gone south Padraig, sorry for your troubles. You'll be glad I'm sure to get a good night sleep. ( naughty dog, seems the world is full of them )
Truly, it's impossible. They chew up only one of your very good shoes, go through the trash while you are out, rip up the garden, sleep on forbidden surfaces, vomit and other atrocious things on your carpet, have unearthly breath and then wag and lick you to death. Naughty, naughty dogs.
All is well with me.they provide lovely pictures of your insides and my kids got a kick out of it. I have a massive headache from not hydrating myself enough and allergies on HALF my face.uggg. Glad you are investing in a bed Padraig. We went from a small cocker spaniel to a 1/2 bermise mountain dog 1/2 great perinese. Great dog but they will knock you over!
Padraig, I showed this post to my precious wife, Geralyn, as she was getting ready for bed. She got a good laugh out of it! Safe in the Hearts of Jesus and Mary!