Time for a laugh!

Discussion in 'Coffee House' started by Border collie, Jul 7, 2016.

  1. Beth B

    Beth B Beth Marie

    Where are these little authoritarians mask? Hummm…looks like a bunch of super spreaders!
    I’m sad, I’d never suspected that this climate guru was a “ thing” . Hope it’s a passing fad;)
     
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  2. Beth B

    Beth B Beth Marie

    That truly shocked me….I just assumed that people saw her as a bit nutty….like I did. But hey, I think those fanatics are all a bit nutty:D
     
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  3. Muzhik

    Muzhik Powers

    I just wish I could be a fly on the wall when she's 23 and someone brings up this video. Or when her kids find it.
     
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  4. Beth B

    Beth B Beth Marie

    oh don’t hold your breath…didn’t you know, the world won’t survive that long….climate change / global warming…whatever label they are using now will be the cause of the end of the world. Poor Greta…
     
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  5. BrianK

    BrianK Powers Staff Member

  6. DeGaulle

    DeGaulle Powers

    There is a distinction between someone's being the world's darling and being told that someone is one's darling.
     
  7. HeavenlyHosts

    HeavenlyHosts Powers

    Lol
     
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  8. DesertStar7

    DesertStar7 To Jesus + through Mary @-}---

    Eggnog is now available in grocery stores. :D

    For years I made homemade eggnog; whipped egg whites (meringue) folded in -- the real deal. (y) No weird aftertaste if made from scratch!

    Two years ago I decided to give Price's brand a try. :D No weird aftertaste.

    Bought two quarts this morning. Opened one. This brand is without spices added, so I sprinkled in cinnamon, cloves, and nutmeg.

    On drinking it ... uh-oh. :confused: Too much spice! :X3:

    Must open the other bottle and mix the spiced eggnog with it, to even out the spiciness.

    So I'm in the kitchen with a tall mug, a funnel, and two quarts of eggnog, exchanging eggnog via funnel, pouring into this bottle, pouring into that bottle, then recapping the bottles, shaking them...and as this is "Halloween" eggnog, it occurred to me that I might look like an Eggnog Dr. Frankenstein. :cool:
     
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  9. BrianK

    BrianK Powers Staff Member

  10. AED

    AED Powers

    Oh my. I guess he was a time traveler in addition to his other spiritual gifts.
     
  11. DeGaulle

    DeGaulle Powers

    Modern education is like a big puddle...it can be very broad, but don't dive into it.
     
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  12. BrianK

    BrianK Powers Staff Member

    Wide as the Nile, deep as an oil slick.
     
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  13. BrianK

    BrianK Powers Staff Member

    Only in America. (Sorry, slightly sacrilegious.) FEDFB87E-6218-457A-B290-005233FD1B18.jpeg
     
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  14. BrianK

    BrianK Powers Staff Member

    What’s everyone got against squirrel?! It’s a delicacy!

    (And I’ve heard of gray, black, red and Fox squirrel, but never “brown” squirrel.”) 03D26939-1CC5-47B9-95F3-6D8CF6CFF15B.jpeg
     
  15. RosaryWielder

    RosaryWielder Hoping to get into the Illuminative stage soon.

  16. BrianK

    BrianK Powers Staff Member

  17. padraig

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  18. AED

    AED Powers

    This should go to Brian. Bishop Gracie at your service!!!
     
  19. BrianK

    BrianK Powers Staff Member

  20. miker

    miker Powers

    Puns- the lowest form of humor

    Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

    How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

    I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

    When chemists die, they barium.

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

    I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

    Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

    Broken pencils are pointless.

    What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

    Velcro - what a rip off!

    Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last.
     

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