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Insurance Claimant: "...again, that was a total error on my fart ... my, my part..."
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A "total error on my fart" sounds messy
Muzhik, you are certainly on a roll!
An hour ago. Leaving a supermarket with perishables in the bag. Hot sunny weather.
Go to unlock the car with the remote.
Doors won't open.
Try again. Won't unlock.
Okay, let's unlock the TRUNK (a separate command pad). This has happened once before. Unlocking the trunk that time allowed unlocking of the car doors.
My cellphone is in the car. Okay, go into the store and use a courtesy phone ... uh-oh, I can't remember husband's phone # by heart.
Say a quick prayer for help.
Immediately comes a cue: Have you been pressing the LOCK pad instead?
Pressed the UNlock pad. Voila! IN.
Thank you to my Guardian Angel or St. Anthony (or both??) for the answered prayer.
Since the response was so quick it was probably your close by guardian angel!
Safety amid the Cloud of Witnesses (Hebrews 12)!
'There was never any lock down - there was just middle class people hiding while working-class people brought them things'.
Writer and art critic J.J Charlesworth , quoted in the Sunday Telegraph
I was in stitches and read it out to my husband. He smiled.
Then I sent it to my 4 sons!