Time for a laugh!

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  1. AED

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    Muzhik Powers

  5. DesertStar7

    DesertStar7 To Jesus + through Mary @-}---

    Insurance Claimant: "...again, that was a total error on my fart ... my, my part..."
     
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    Sam Powers

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  9. AidanK

    AidanK A great sinner

    A "total error on my fart" sounds messy
     
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  10. AED

    AED Powers

    :p:D
     
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  13. DesertStar7

    DesertStar7 To Jesus + through Mary @-}---

    An hour ago. Leaving a supermarket with perishables in the bag. Hot sunny weather.

    Go to unlock the car with the remote.

    Doors won't open.

    Oh no! :(

    Try again. Won't unlock.

    Okay, let's unlock the TRUNK (a separate command pad). This has happened once before. Unlocking the trunk that time allowed unlocking of the car doors.

    Nope. :X3:

    My cellphone is in the car. :unsure: Okay, go into the store and use a courtesy phone ... uh-oh, I can't remember husband's phone # by heart. :giggle:

    Say a quick prayer for help.

    Immediately comes a cue:
    Have you been pressing the LOCK pad instead? :whistle:

    Yep. :notworthy:

    Pressed the UNlock pad. Voila! IN. (y)

    Thank you to my Guardian Angel or St. Anthony (or both??) for the answered prayer.
     
  14. Mario

    Mario Powers

    Since the response was so quick it was probably your close by guardian angel!:LOL:

    Safety amid the Cloud of Witnesses (Hebrews 12)!
     
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  17. padraig

    padraig Powers

    'There was never any lock down - there was just middle class people hiding while working-class people brought them things'.

    Writer and art critic J.J Charlesworth , quoted in the Sunday Telegraph


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  18. AED

    AED Powers

    :p:LOL::ROFLMAO:
     
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  19. josephite

    josephite Powers

    I was in stitches and read it out to my husband. He smiled.
    Then I sent it to my 4 sons!
     
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  20. padraig

    padraig Powers

    :)
     
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