Vatican Nativity Scene

The baby is an exraplanetary vegative form and is sprouting beneath the crib, like a Brussel sprout.

How did you miss this?

 

I was thinking, wouldn't it be great if some local churches sent over a live nativity scene on the times this was opened and stood in front of it? They could say, real nativity vs fake news.

 

He'd have the Swiss Gurads shoot them.